Monday, September 01, 2008

WHO IS SARAH PALIN?








I finished writing about Sarah Palin this morning and lookee-here, I am writing about her again – so soon?

It appears that Sarah’s 17 year old daughter is pregnant. The VP nominee who is all for abstinence up to marriage, none of that sex education nonsense for her, has discovered that telling your kids to abstain just does not always work and you have to talk about the realities of life with them and if they will be sexually active tell them about birth control – stupid!

The McCain campaign immediately released a statement saying that the Palins are “proud” of their daughter? She will keep the baby (no abortion here) and she will wed the teenage father (is this a shotgun wedding?) – How nice.

Hey I know that shit happens in the best of families but I especially relish it when it happens to holier than thou, I have values and you don’t, I preach abstinence families.

McCain is sending an army of investigators to Alaska to see if there is anything else we should know about Sarah Palin and her family. It appears that McCain made a quick decision without proper “vetting” and that may cost him.

Sarah Palin called herself a “simple hockey mom” and simple she is and that apparently qualifies her for the vice presidency of the United States and possibly the presidency of the most powerful country on earth.

Rumors are also flying around that say “Trig” Sarah’s youngest child is really her daughter Bristol’s child. The reason for the rumors is that Sarah already had four (4) children, the oldest 19 and that she did not look pregnant at all before Trig was born; probably just vicious rumors but interesting none the less.

The republicans are already trying to turn this into a “positive” by stressing the family’s commitment and support for Bristol with her sudden entrance into adulthood – we shall see….

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